The twisted minds of two of the six writers of “Scary Movie” tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in “Epic Movie.” The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a “G”). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
1: Break The Codes 2: Seek The Truth 3: Seek the truth, seek the codes. 4: So Dark The Con Of Man
Plot Summary:
Professor Robert Langdon is in Paris on business when he’s summoned to The Louvre. A dead body has been found, setting Langdon off on an adventure as he attempts to unravel an ancient code and uncover the greatest mystery of all time.
DJ Drake/Himself/Voice of Tasmanian Devil and She-Devil
Elfman Jenna
Kate
Martin Steve
Mr. Chairman
Dalton Timothy
Damien Drake
Locklear Heather
Dusty Tails
Cusack Joan
Mother
Goldberg Bill
Mr. Smith
Stanton Don
Mr. Warner
Stanton Dan
Mr. Warner’s Brother
Miller Dick
Security Guard
Corman Roger
Hollywood Director
McCarthy Kevin
Dr. Bennell
Gordon Jeff
Himself
Lillard Matthew
Himself
Woronov Mary
Acme VP, Bad Ideas
Directors:
Joe Dante
IMDB Rating:
6.00 out of 10 (4317 votes)
Taglines:
1: How do they solve a mystery when they don’t have a clue? 2: Real life has never been so animated 3: The biggest animated adventure ever to hit real life
Plot Summary:
Fed up with all the attention going to Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck quits Hollywood, teams up with recently-fired stuntman Damien Drake Jr.(Fraser) and embarks on a round-the-world adventure, along with Bugs and The VP of Warner Bros (Elfman). Their mission? Find Damien’s father, and the missing blue diamond… and stay one step ahead of The Acme Corp., who wants the diamond for thier own purposes.
