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| Taglines: | 1: We Know It’s Big. We Measured. |
| Plot Summary: | The twisted minds of two of the six writers of “Scary Movie” tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in “Epic Movie.” The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a “G”). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia. |
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| Taglines: | 1: our story. our words. |
| Plot Summary: | A young teacher (Swank) inspires her class of at-risk students to learn tolerance, apply themselves, and pursue education beyond high school. |
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| Taglines: | 1: He just met ten hitmen after his own heart. 2: Let There Be Blood 3: May the best hitman win. 4: Nobody gets away clean. 5: The hit goes down 2007. 6: The hit goes down January 26. 7: The Only Way To Even The Score… Is To Take Buddy Israel Out Of The Game 8: When you’re worth $1 million dead, you don’t have long to live. |
| Plot Summary: | An FBI agent (Reynolds) hunts for a Las Vegas stand up comedian (Piven) who has decided to squeal on the mob but, before he heads off for protective custody, decides to go to the casinos at Lake Tahoe for one last good time, drawing a crowd of assassins (including Affleck and Keys). |
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| Taglines: | 1: Raising Shell In 2007 |
| Plot Summary: | Strange events are occurring in New York City, and the Turtles are needed more than ever, but Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo have become lost and directionless. With the city at stake, it’s up to Leonardo and Zen Master Splinter to restore unity and ninja discipline to the Turtles. |
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| Taglines: | 1: He’s the only one that can walk on both worlds. 2: Hell Is About To Be Unleashed 3: His Curse Will Become His Power 4: Lets Ride ! 5: Long ago he made a deal to save someone he loved. 6: Was everything he sacrificed truly worth? |
| Plot Summary: | In order to save his dying father, young stunt cyclist Johnny Blaze sells his soul to Mephistopheles and sadly parts from the pure-hearted Roxanne Simpson, the love of his life. Years later, Johnny’s path crosses again with Roxanne, now a reporter, and also with Mephistopheles, who offers to release Johnny’s soul if Johnny becomes the fabled, fiery Ghost Rider, a supernatural agent of vengeance and justice. Mephistopheles charges Johnny with defeating the despicable Blackheart, Mephistopheles’s nemesis and son, who plans to displace his father and create a new hell even more terrible than the old one. |
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| Plot Summary: | This movie continues the saga of war between the Death Dealers (vampires) and the Lycans (werewolves). The film traces the beginnings of the ancient feud between the two tribes as Selene (Kate Beckinsale) and Michael (Scott Speedman), the lycan hybrid, try to discover the secrets of their bloodlines. All of this takes them into the battle to end all wars as the immortals must finally face their retribution. |
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| Plot Summary: | This movie continues the saga of war between the Death Dealers (vampires) and the Lycans (werewolves). The film traces the beginnings of the ancient feud between the two tribes as Selene (Kate Beckinsale) and Michael (Scott Speedman), the lycan hybrid, try to discover the secrets of their bloodlines. All of this takes them into the battle to end all wars as the immortals must finally face their retribution. |
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| Taglines: | 1: Enjoy your stay. 2: Not so silent anymore 3: Once you enter Silent Hill there is no turning back. 4: The game is on. 5: The Silence Will Be Broken 6: We’ve been expecting you. 7: Welcome to Hell 8: Welcome to Silent Hill |
| Plot Summary: | After the continuous sleep walking episodes of Sharon, the young daughter of Rose Da Silva, the decision is made to take Sharon to the place only mentioned in her restless dreams- Silent Hill. However, the road to Silent Hill is anything but easy to access, and Rose creates a high speed chase between herself and a police officer only to end in a crash for them both. When she wakes up, Sharon has disappeared and Rose is at the entrance to the deserted, dream-like town of Silent Hill. As Rose begins the search for her daughter, she does not realize the terror and mystery surrounding her. Rose is led on a blind search for her beloved daughter, finding herself getting more and more entwined into disturbing past of Silent Hill. |
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| Taglines: | 1: Feed the fear. 2: From the people that brought you 2004’s Dawn of the Dead 3: Horror Has a New Face 4: Slug it out. 5: What’s Gotten Into You? |
| Plot Summary: | In this blend of the B movie classic The Blob (1958) and some Romero’s zombies film, a meteorite collides in a small town. Grant finds it, and is infected by a parasite worm, which installs in his brain and causes him a creepy transformation into a monster. Starla, his wife, and Bill, a policeman, will try to stop him and the plague of worms generated by the creature. |
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